Hey ho.

GOD I'M BORED. I was going to go swimming in the river again with some friends but noooo they have other things to do. So I'm sat in my room staring out of my window at the beautiful sunshine and the clear blue sky and the awesomeness of outside. I must have spent at least 3 hours so far today on facebook, internet games, youtube and even organising my emails, it has been death by boredom. I also feel too lazy to actually do anything worthwhile, I have loads of work to do, but . . . .that's not going to get done any time soon. For breakfast today I ate some wheetos (basically chocolate cheerios) then for lunch I had some wheetos and because I eat when I'm bored I will get so fat this holiday. SCORE! So, the other day, THE most embarrassing thing happened to me. I am an air cadet, as I said earlier, and I am going on camp this summer and I received a phone call from an officer at the camp base and my mum handed me the phone and said "it's a flight lieutenant Graham someone . . " so I go "hello sir?" and I was not corrected then after a really long conversation about how I failed to fill out my form properly making me feel totally incompetent and useless I hung up and was like woah. Then as if it couldn't get any worse my mum turns to me and says "that was a woman not a man" ARGH. MY LIFE IS OVER. It'll be fine though . .I think . . I hope . . GOD. Well this is officially my last blog because I'm going to go die now. Enjoy your lives everyone. bye.



P.S The blog people thingy may inform you that this was posted around 4.42 the actual time right now for me is 12.56 pm. What a retard.

Just me again.

So hi again. I've received complaints about my previous blogs on their "un-originality" but I wouldn't call it un-original, I'd say more quoting and being inspired by. . . well ok to some degree I stole some material, BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I LIKED IT SO MUCH, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT IS THERE????? I have also realised that my "pieces" are way too long and I should concentrate on concentrating the material into smaller, choppier, MORE AMAZING arrangements of words. But I don't even think that's possible, what with me SUCKING AT ENGLISH and everything. This one's kinda pointless, I don't know why I'm even bothering but, for those who care, things are good (well, as good as they get), no boyfriend, no money, still on a lifetime prescription of CRAZY but I have fun and that's all that matters right? RIGHT! So, recently I reached a milestone in life. I used to consider myself "dangerous" and "adventurous", I mean, I used to jump of piers and hold bugs and do all kinds of gross stuff but then it freaked me out. Me and my friends often hang out by the river and in the summer some of us go for a dip but I never actually went in, BUT MY FRIENDS, the other day I conquered my fears and ACTUALLY SWAM IN THE RIVER, and it wasn't that bad, although it freaked me out when a mate said "oh look, a fish" *shudders*. I did it however, which is all that matters and I will continue to follow these footsteps of ADVENTURE by doing "crazy" things and will update you on my thrill seeks. I've said enough so I will leave you in peace now (the 3 people who are following me that have no life, yes, you!) See y'around losers :P x x x