DUDE.

Hi guys. So ok well hmm yes. At this present moment in time my mind is desperately searching for words to flow out through my fingers and on to the keypad into the world of CYBERSPACE. But, I do not know what to waste my time writing about. . . . Well, it's the holidays at the moment (only just, school tomorrow - ugh) and so far it's sucked. I have been stuck at home for most of it "working" but I have done nothing. I fell out with a mate yesterday 'cause he was being an utter retard and I just lost it, which is so unlike me I swear, but then I caved and apologised first which now makes me feel weak especially seeing as though he was in the wrong, NOT ME, but we're cool now . . I think. It wouldn't be the end of the world if we weren't cool, he was a sucky friend anyway, but it's all goooooooood. I made a vlog the other day and I was so proud to collect a staggering THIRTY ONE views in just a day, I know it's pathetic to some, but to me it's an achievement and a half. I don't know why I bother doing these things as I am aware that about NO-ONE will read it, but in case the slightest tiniest chance that someone awesome reads it and likes it then it gets spread around and loved by all and then I'll become famous and a legend then I'll be offered thousands of opportunities and jobs of which I'll get rich and then everyone will think I'm awesome happens I will continue to share my lack of awesome with yooooou. See y'all around. BYE

Hey ho.

GOD I'M BORED. I was going to go swimming in the river again with some friends but noooo they have other things to do. So I'm sat in my room staring out of my window at the beautiful sunshine and the clear blue sky and the awesomeness of outside. I must have spent at least 3 hours so far today on facebook, internet games, youtube and even organising my emails, it has been death by boredom. I also feel too lazy to actually do anything worthwhile, I have loads of work to do, but . . . .that's not going to get done any time soon. For breakfast today I ate some wheetos (basically chocolate cheerios) then for lunch I had some wheetos and because I eat when I'm bored I will get so fat this holiday. SCORE! So, the other day, THE most embarrassing thing happened to me. I am an air cadet, as I said earlier, and I am going on camp this summer and I received a phone call from an officer at the camp base and my mum handed me the phone and said "it's a flight lieutenant Graham someone . . " so I go "hello sir?" and I was not corrected then after a really long conversation about how I failed to fill out my form properly making me feel totally incompetent and useless I hung up and was like woah. Then as if it couldn't get any worse my mum turns to me and says "that was a woman not a man" ARGH. MY LIFE IS OVER. It'll be fine though . .I think . . I hope . . GOD. Well this is officially my last blog because I'm going to go die now. Enjoy your lives everyone. bye.



P.S The blog people thingy may inform you that this was posted around 4.42 the actual time right now for me is 12.56 pm. What a retard.

Just me again.

So hi again. I've received complaints about my previous blogs on their "un-originality" but I wouldn't call it un-original, I'd say more quoting and being inspired by. . . well ok to some degree I stole some material, BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I LIKED IT SO MUCH, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT IS THERE????? I have also realised that my "pieces" are way too long and I should concentrate on concentrating the material into smaller, choppier, MORE AMAZING arrangements of words. But I don't even think that's possible, what with me SUCKING AT ENGLISH and everything. This one's kinda pointless, I don't know why I'm even bothering but, for those who care, things are good (well, as good as they get), no boyfriend, no money, still on a lifetime prescription of CRAZY but I have fun and that's all that matters right? RIGHT! So, recently I reached a milestone in life. I used to consider myself "dangerous" and "adventurous", I mean, I used to jump of piers and hold bugs and do all kinds of gross stuff but then it freaked me out. Me and my friends often hang out by the river and in the summer some of us go for a dip but I never actually went in, BUT MY FRIENDS, the other day I conquered my fears and ACTUALLY SWAM IN THE RIVER, and it wasn't that bad, although it freaked me out when a mate said "oh look, a fish" *shudders*. I did it however, which is all that matters and I will continue to follow these footsteps of ADVENTURE by doing "crazy" things and will update you on my thrill seeks. I've said enough so I will leave you in peace now (the 3 people who are following me that have no life, yes, you!) See y'around losers :P x x x

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND

Well, after my first successful blog . .tcha, I decided to carry on with whatever this is I'm doing with my time. After all I quit pretty much everything, and this is the only thing that I can actually do without making me think AAARRGH - basically I kinda enjoy it. I'm not a very good writer as my Bs and Cs in English will tell you, but we'll ignore the Grammarly Crap and focus on the content shall we? It's so hard trying to not complain about stuff as I'm trying to make these words positive because all I do pretty much is moan anyway. Yeah I know, I'm moaning. Right now I should really be doing work, I have a load of art coursework that needs to go in my empty book, wait, what art coursework? I HAVE DONE LIKE NOTHING! Oh well, I'll let it catch up with me later in life, just like with everything else. Ok, something's been bugging me for aaaages now, and it's the matter of people on facebook having an obsession with . . . TURBANS! Ok, it's funny, but I can't figure out why all of a sudden people are raving over turbans. Yes they are at the height of fashion at the moment, they're practical, comfortable and they go great with my beard (my non-existent beard) but why? why? why? Did someone find themselves incredibly bored and having to resort to googling random stuff and end up discovering a hilarious picture of a massive turban????? If you know where the origin of the Turban Frenzy comes from, let me know!! Is anyone else really annoyed by Justin Bieber right now? (Random) But come on, he's not exactly very good looking and he sounds like a girl (I told myself I wouldn't resort to bitching about Justin Bieber if I ran out of thoughts - oh well) and he obviously doesn't write his own songs, so why are girls in hysterics over him? HE'S A DWEEB. No offence if you love him, actually no, *lots of offence!!!!*. So what now? I mean come on, I can only go uphill from Justin Bieber. "Wait, if you don't love J.B then who the hell do you stalk?" I hear you cry. Ok, heard of Charlie McDonnell? I have to say I don't stalk him but he is very cute and very funny and I love him. For those of you who are not aware of this beings existence then type his name into youtube and prepare to laugh. On that note one's tea is ready to be consumed. CHOU FOR NOW. over and out

How you doing?

Now, before I begin to ramble on about un-amusing, un-interesting, depressing buzz-kills of life stories that we all know and love,I will let you know that these words I am sharing with you will be my way of expressing the emotions chained to being one hell of a freak. Ok, I do have friends, I'm not that much of a social reject, so I won't be yabbering on about how my life sucks, even though it does (I thought I may as well get it out of the way) and anyway I have more important things to share like . . er. . .hmm . . well I can't think of any right now, but the time will come. I thought I'd start by introducing myself. Yeah I know "what was all that shit about?" well, I don't know the answer to that myself, like a lot of things then. Ok, so. I contain the big digits - 15 the age within the wonder years, I reckon this is about as good as life gets, but hey, you adults, golden oldies, coffin dodgers, I'm willing to be proven wrong. I'm about as average as they get, ranking at about the half way point of the social hierarchy, somewhere in between the civilians of loserville and the self involved exhibits of mindless drones. God, I sound just like one of those dorky kids from an American movie that hates beautiful people, I have nothing against beautiful people, after all I am one (JOKING), but the fact that some beautiful people feel a need to smoke, do drugs and dress like sluts makes them idols to lower years is just shocking, soon the world will be dominated by stupid,pretty people, BUT THE NERDS WILL FIGHT BACK, our time will come. Haha - got a bit carried away there, ver vas I ja? Ok, well, my hobbies are pretty much restricted to my bedroom (haha you dirty pervs) and a majority is on my laptop, the terms Facebook and Youtube addicts come to mind. I am an Air Cadet though (that just lost me like 10 cool points) but it is AWSHUM, have you ever flown a plane for free? Gone shooting for free? Gone gliding for free? Done Duke of Edinburgh for free? No? Well then you should reconsider your judgement of Cadetness eh? I consider myself to be kinda smart, (emphasis on the kinda) I took THE hardest options for my gcses (what was I thinking? I'm destined to fail) -double science, geography, stats, double lang. . come on. I took art too . . I like crayons (that's an in-joke btw so unless I know you, you wont get it. All my predicted grades are As and A*s but no way is that possible with my Bs and Cs in English. Grrrrr. I often end up humiliating myself although it's never usually my fault but that of another. Like today. . . walking to school like the norm. About 10 guys in my year behind us - laughing. And then I notice, dear god, my skirt had been pulled by my bag up around my arse. Quicker than the speed of light I pulled it back to my leg. For my little display the guys gave me a round of applause. I could've died from shame. Daymn, already written too much. See you guys around some time yeah? I should be free every week. Crap, I missed Waterloo road for this, the things I do for you guys. LAT'AZ!((((laterz ((laters))((later))(see you later))))) x x x x x :D